Heroes

30 09 2008

Good morning people.  Mr. Charlie is back in today and I’m not in the best of moods.  When I’m not in a good mood I act out in small ways when I come to work.   One way that comes to mind is the elevator.  I’ll be on my way to the elevator and I’ll hear that someone is walking behind me, more than likely on their way to the elevator, and when i get on the elevator, I’ll stand to the corner , just out of sight so the person behind me can’t make eye contact, and let the doors close.  They are probably like “Damn, he coulda held the elevator for me.”  I don’t care though.  I’m in a bad mood.  But now that I think about it, I do it when I’m in a good mood too.  Corduroy can be rotten. 😦 Read the rest of this entry »

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Club Freaks

29 09 2008

Happy Monday everyone!  Usually I’m like Garfield when it comes to Mondays, but seeing as how Mr. Charlie isn’t in today, I’m loving it! Share in my joy as I relate an observation about the club.

So I went to the club on Saturday night.  Some local jokers were throwing some party through one of the party promotion companies and it came in my email last week so I decided to go to it.  You ever notice how nice those web flyers are? They are really nice and give the impression that a party will be on some P. Diddy sh!t, but usually when you get to the party, it’s the same ole same ole. Read the rest of this entry »





Whatever happened to that guy?

26 09 2008

I’ve had some good laughs today. As I was chuckling about something or other it made me think back to when I was in sixth grade. There was a boy in my class that was so funny he had the class in tears on the regular. He’d always get in trouble with the teacher, but he was never disruptive to the point of disrespect. Read the rest of this entry »





Not trying to spoil your lunch

26 09 2008

Hey ya’ll, I’m not trying to spoil your lunch, but as I was reading this story from the smoking gun, I could hardly control my laughter.  What can I say, I’m a guy who thinks farting is funny. Your dads and brothers probably do too! It’s a joke that never gets old!

Cop Hit In Gas Attack

West Virginia DUI arrestee charged with farting in officer’s face Read the rest of this entry »





Where the cute girls hang

26 09 2008

Happy Friday everybody! This day always brings me great joy, as I’m sure it does for many of you.  Mr. Charlie is out of the office today, so you know I moseyed up in here late.  That’s so black of me, I know, but it’s these little moments of pseudo-rebellion against The Man that makes life worth living! 

So as I was taking my sweet time getting ready for the mill this morning, in my head I was singing the friday song that Ryan Cameron would sing in the mornings on 107.9 (used to be 97.5) with the morning crew in Atlanta. 

“It’s Friday! It’s Friday!…It’s the end of the week and the last day!….. Corduroy it’s on you!….So what you gonna dooooooo!?!” Read the rest of this entry »





Funny Story

25 09 2008

Hey ya’ll I was surfing a little and came upon this story. It made me lose it when I started reading it. I couldn’t make this up, and the link is below it for you to go see yourself:

Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream treatment Read the rest of this entry »





Tight Smile

25 09 2008

I’m a little late today, for that I’m sorry.  Overslept. 😦

As I’m walking past some of the people that work in my building coming in, I flash my tight smile and they flash their tight smile back…. Read the rest of this entry »